I am lizardbreathwalker, and I am a nerd.

19th August 2014

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nowyoukno:

More facts at NowYouKno.com and don’t forget to Follow NowYouKno for more like this on your dash!

19th August 2014

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

Source: theyreoutofcontrol

19th August 2014

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1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

1morey:

trendsculture:

Face Swap Of The Week: Up.

Kim Jong Il and Bill Clinton going on an adventure.

Source: trendsculture

19th August 2014

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foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

Source: jensensations

19th August 2014

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radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be

19th August 2014

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franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

Source: franklyrebecca

19th August 2014

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haildisney:

smokeymcdaniel:

rickdemocracy:

zanetheaiden:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

captain-rel:

sparkle-phinbella:

disney-universes:

"Act Your Age", the timeskip episode of Phineas and Ferb ended up airing in Russia. No idea when Murrica is getting this.

IM SCREECHING

scREAMS WHaT

OH MY GOD BUFORD 

CANDACE! 

FERB IS THIS EVEN REAL 

Are Buford and Rajesh together though
That is what I want to know

You have to even wonder if Buford and Rajesh are together? Fait accompli.

oh, my GOD

WAIT WHAT!? 

Source: disney-universes

19th August 2014

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spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

Source: marauders4evr

19th August 2014

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bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:

johnnypsychopath:

thatfunnyblog:

when will it end

he is neither of those

so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and

somebody stop him

"i was born black"

Source: cakejam

19th August 2014

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disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

mydollyaviana:

Disney graphs from Disney’s official blog

some of these are very important

Source: mydollyaviana